10 signs that its time to clean your floors . . .

1. You have a strategic path around all thrown-about child paraphernalia. 
2. You avoid the tile at all costs because you're sure something will attach itself to your foot. 
3. You can tell what you've had for dinner the last four nights by looking at the floor in front of the stove. 
4. You have to wipe off your children's feet before putting on their shoes. 
5. You go to change your one-year-old's (oyo) diaper and the bottom of his feet are black. 
6. Your oyo thinks that crawling under the dinner table and eating shards of last night's dinner is "snack-time."
7. You find your three year old "cleaning" with her child size broom and she has an actual pile of dirt/food/nastiness that needs picking up. 
8. When vacuuming, your oyo walks in front of the vacuum to save every Cheerio from their inevitable demise. And then eats them. 
9. When you need a pacifier or hair retaining device, you can just look around and find one on the ground within arm's reach. 
10. You suddenly see your oyo charge at the oven, lay on his belly, retrieve an unseen pacifier from under the oven and place it in his mouth.

Yeppers. My floors are filthy.

How do you know when your floors are dirty?